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A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
Billy - Hey, how'd they spell your name on your coffee this time? *snicker*
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.
by Boxmaker April 11, 2015
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.
In the end, everyone finally realized that he was a true zak.
by insomniac8o8 April 09, 2004
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Someone who seems quiet and distant at first but when you get him talking it's like he can see right through you,
Is good at making you laugh,girls and realising problems that people have with each other.
wow he is such a zak
by Original me October 18, 2009
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The most incomprehensibley zealous, amazing, lovable, ravishing, awesome, beast, legendary, legit, amiable, perfect, ravishing, fetching, and brilliant person you will EVER meet!
Zak is so awesome! I love him more than anything ever!
by Tarasayshi April 28, 2013
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The hottest guy in the world!! He is perfect. Just an all around magnificent man. I cant help, but to smile when he looks at me with his amazing eyes. He looks straight through me. I LOVE HIM!!!!
by chelsea14323 April 05, 2011
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