A fucking sex god of beasts. Big cock, succulent balls. Huge huge cock. So huge and filling. Has an 8pack abs and chiseled as fuck. 6 feet tall pinnacle of the human species. Like a superhuman sex machine with the best lips and strong muscular penis.
You see that sexy beast over there?
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.
by Powersmash July 23, 2020
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he can be a very big asshole who plays with girls hearts but is funny at times. hes not that good looking but has a heart. hes a really good friend but doesnt know how to keep his fucking mouth shut
Ur such a douche, Zachary!
by ursila November 12, 2010
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Total asshole that all you want to do is kill him all the time😤😤 Everyone hates Zachary's !
Ohhh he's such a Zachary.
by Zachary's a bitch March 13, 2017
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noun; An asshole guy that has a tendancy to hurt people's feelings often without noticing or caring. People with this name have generally never had a real girlfriend before, therefore when they get into relationships they have no idea how to act.

People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
Girl: He never listened to me and left my shampoo bottle covered in shit!
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
by belladawna September 26, 2010
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Ma sexy hot suga Mommaa xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
runs like fucking lightningg x
his penis is bigga than your Momss

He brings all da lassses to tha yard,

He is so sexyxxxxxxxxxx and I LOVE HIM XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I want to lick his six pack and suck off His momxxx

-LoveNicxxxxx
by Nic xxxxxxxxxx July 03, 2011
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Zachary: A snot nosed bitch who screams about fortnite and doesn't wipe his ass.
"YOuR SuCh a KAreN!!!!!111!!!!!" screamed Zachary.
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