600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.