the best fuckin man to ever grace god’s green earth

he’s tall skinny smart and fuckin handsome
he takes martial arts and kicks ass on a daily basis and he sure as shit ain’t gay
he’s the kinda guy that gives a girl the best goddamn orgasm of her life
Fag: ayy Zach, want my ding a ling in your pooper?
Zach: tf you sayin? *roundhouse kick to the face*
by biggaynibba12345 November 08, 2018
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Holding up your muscles in a strong-man pose; showing your support for Zach Lederer and his fight against brain cancer.

Synonymous with "Keeleying"

"Lederer said that with each post in which someone is 'Zaching,' he or she is also supporting 'every cancer patient you come into contact with.'”
"Tebow-ing? Nah. We're Zach-ing."

"University of Maryland Alum and Baltimore Ravens WR Torrey Smith is Zaching!!!"

"DANE COOK ZACHING EVERYONE!"

"This is not a random picture of the Naked Cowboy flexing found online! He is actually Zaching for Zach!!!"
by Carlysim February 09, 2012
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One of the realest niggas ever, can eat a Mc chicken in a single bite. He however has the limpest Dick ever, I mean softer than a microwaved crispy cream donut. Softer than soft serve ice cream, limper than double boiled pasta noodles. Real shame Zach got that noodle dick.

Nice guy though
Zach’s super nice, but his penis is kinda limp
by Fat Larry May 05, 2020
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The second smallest thing in the universe. Second only to sams. They are hilarious, aggressive, and somehow smart. This doesn’t make sense because he’s also a dipshit. His hair is untamed, and indescribable. He helps in bad situations, and always brings a smile
Hi Zach
Hiii!!!
What’s up
Everything if you’re looking upsidown
by The salt wizard December 23, 2019
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To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.
after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.
by zach ar eye ah August 04, 2007
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The most amazing guy I have ever met in my whole life. Makes you laugh anytime you're feeling down. Has an adorable/handsome face and smile. He can be flirty at times, but you learn to love it. He is also easy to become best friends with, and will stay on the phone with you and listen to all your girly problems without complaint. And is the funniest person alive. And will buy you something and yell at you if you even try to pay him back. And i love him to death XD
Zach: -whispers- I love you (fast)
Me: i love you too... (giggles)
by girlonaim April 10, 2009
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#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.

#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity perties, he is the life of the party.
by Hampden-Sydney January 04, 2008
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