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A Zach-97 is someone who strongly believes they're a military god.
Spends most of his/her time punishing 12 year olds by handing out 'infractions' and asking for sexual favors in the workplace.

Typically can be seen with blue hair and on rare events, wears baby eyes.
Optimisation: plz dont infract me, i will do anything

Zach-97: smd and i will let u off with a warning
by fatgirlseatcake September 21, 2016
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