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A Zach-97 is someone who strongly believes they're a military god.
Spends most of his/her time punishing 12 year olds by handing out 'infractions' and asking for sexual favors in the workplace.

Typically can be seen with blue hair and on rare events, wears baby eyes.
Optimisation: plz dont infract me, i will do anything

Zach-97: smd and i will let u off with a warning
by fatgirlseatcake September 21, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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