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a douche bag with a penis that caves into his body, therefore it is not visible! Zach's also tend to be gay.
Wow that kid is such a Zach, at least my penis does not cave in!
by Chris..... July 10, 2008
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A kid who is somewhat chubby,but still attractive. He is very good to women and extremely good in the sack,but always puts bros before hoes. All Zachs are in some way related to Chuck Norris,and have a huge penis."
"Man did you see Zach last night?"
"YES! DID YOU SEE HIS GIANT PENIS??"
by Mr.Dangerous January 21, 2012
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a liar with a small penis, nasty teeth, a fat ass, terrible grammar skills, and has zero game. An overall loser.
That guy thinks he is so cool but little does he know, he's actually a zach.
by nospellingrequired November 23, 2011
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An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O
Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.
by Severus Sexy Snape July 24, 2011
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Your "gay friend" so to speak, he's always there for you to give you a pat on the back, a hug or just to listen. Treats girls in an equal manner and is not a pig.
Jenna: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Zach: No darling, they look gorgeous on you.
by j3n18 April 14, 2009
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