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Your best friend. The kind of guy who can always make you laugh when you are sad and you can't help but fall for him.
You: Hey, I think I am falling for Zach. He is so funny and cute.
Friend: Who doesn't like Zach?
by Wickersham4 June 27, 2011
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To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to "Zach" is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo I Zach'd them bitches so hard last night.
by Barrazza October 21, 2013
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to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit.
I bent down to pick up a pencil I dropped and my face got Zached on.
by X-girl/roomie May 20, 2008
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A very nice and caring man, who is always here for you, and to cheer you up. A man who lives too far from me unfortunately. A cute american guy.
Zach is my soul mate
by Camzille August 11, 2011
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Someone who fucks bitches and constantly has hoes on his dick. This name also referrs to a penis size upwards of 8 inches. Also known as the "Ron Jeremy" of his generation, without the stds. If you are named Zach consider yourself lucky because you have the biggest penis in the world
Zach has a very large shaft.
by Zach072398 October 08, 2015
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to wear abercrombie and fitch everyday with sunglasses even shen it's raining and act like a homosexual
Person 1: Man i really need a new polo and men to fuck.
Person 2: Dude, you
're so zach.
by supdog1012 December 01, 2006
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