That thing when you heat up a can of cranberry sauce, stick it in a woman’s rectum and then go to town.
by Roger Rogers April 03, 2020
The act of getting a girl naked in bed, and then rolling over and falling asleep. Leaving her unsatisfied
"Dude, did you hear about James? He got so drunk last night he pulled a Zach!"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"
by CC2011 August 28, 2011
One of the Try Guys at BuzzFeed. Kind and feminist. Adorable as hell. Usually gives the moral of the story at the end of their videos. Should have embroidered "clitoris" on the back of his jean jacket.
by paranorma June 29, 2017
He is a good person. He will be there for you when needed. Great singer. Has good looks. Can be a bitch if you piss him off. Close to all his friends.
by Amber.Donnelly_ March 28, 2019
A man who usually wears super tight tights in order to show off the size of his below average size bulge. Zach Mapes usually likes to mountain bike since he is a 5'3" manlet with 90% bone matter filling up his body. He also owns a black pet fish named Lebron since zach is a working member of the KKK who hates them blacks.
Lebron: "Aw shit, A Zach Mapes!"
Zach Mapes: "Ima name you Lebron. Get it? Cause you're black. I like Bikes."
Zach Mapes: "Ima name you Lebron. Get it? Cause you're black. I like Bikes."
by Peaenut July 23, 2019
bassist, and one of the vocalist for the all time coolest band ever All Time Low
and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet, often goes shirtless, and changes his hair often, and has tatoos and a nose ring
is also very Aguel
and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet, often goes shirtless, and changes his hair often, and has tatoos and a nose ring
is also very Aguel
by awesome is my middle name March 08, 2009
Zach Brown- Zach Brown refers to the name of an incredible athlete who is outstanding at everything and is never wrong. Many people say that this name comes along with talents such as singing and dancing. The two biggest accomplishment of being a Zach Brown is being great with the ladies and always wanting to have a great time. Basically it is safe to say if your name is Zach Brown, you are an all around great person and everyone eventually loves you!!! ;)
People use this name in different ways like "Wow, i wish my kid was like Zach Brown" or while lifting by sayin "Zach Brown, Zach Brown" in rythm to their lifting motions. Also some people might say, "Whoo that Zach Brown sure is a ladies man!!!"
by the cat from across the street July 20, 2010