Sub-diagnosis of Zoophilia: The specific sexual attraction to lemurs.

Zaboomaphilia came to the attention of the psychiatric community in 1999, following the release of the children's show, Zaboomafoo, featuring the nature loving pedohippies, the Kratt brothers. Both siblings were later diagnosed as Zaboomaphiliacs.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.