The complete opposite of the jonas brothers

someone who is sexy beyond mean

Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

The greatest southern rock band ever.

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap