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The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks
by katahdin 953 August 25, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.
Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top
by Kyle Tarrao May 21, 2011
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Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.
by Call me the Mayor November 22, 2006
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a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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