Me: whats up with Yusuf Emre. I heard he's lost bare weight.
Other: nah fam. he chatting wass. he still fat as fuck.
Other: nah fam. he chatting wass. he still fat as fuck.
by bobisnoturuncle May 03, 2019
Underrated Tik tok star with over 30k followers. From queens new york, he makes comedic toks, he takes much of his inspiration from fellow new york tik tok star, Polo boyy, who hails from Brooklyn.
Person A: Hey did you see Yusuf Eshesh's new Tik Tok?
Person B: Yeah I love his videos, my favorite is the imigration policy one
Person B: Yeah I love his videos, my favorite is the imigration policy one
by greenelectrolyte January 16, 2020
One of the best people you’ll ever meet. He has best personality to ever exist, will treat you right, and never ask for anything in return. No one can top him in how perfect he actually is. He’s great at making you smile and feel all fuzzy inside. Ahmed is caring, thoughtful, and creative in every way. If you meet one, it’ll be worth it and don’t doubt him for a second cause he means what he says and he’s amazing that way. You’ll fall in love INSTANTLY because he’s an amazing human being and deserves all my luv n support.
Girl 1: Is that handsome man Ahmed Yusuf??
Girl 2: You mean that adorable one right there?
Girl 1: Yes!
Girl 2: Yes it is! I think i’m in love.
Girl 2: You mean that adorable one right there?
Girl 1: Yes!
Girl 2: Yes it is! I think i’m in love.
by faith :) May 11, 2019
A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at
Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni
Friend: I know right
Me: we should ask her for a rim job
Friend:let’s go
Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni
Friend: I know right
Me: we should ask her for a rim job
Friend:let’s go
Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni
by Youngdagger dick July 28, 2019
Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
by Neraek May 22, 2021
A short Egyptian kid who tries really hard to get friends. He thinks he is cool but he's actually pretty gay.
Mohammad Yusuf Khan: Yo whats up takreemsupre-
Takreem: NO ME GUSTA MOHAMMAD YUSUF KHAN
Kashman: F U MOHAMMAD
Takreem: NO ME GUSTA MOHAMMAD YUSUF KHAN
Kashman: F U MOHAMMAD
by Kash money man February 28, 2021

