When you're caught touching yourself on a zoom call.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Masturbating while on a zoom call believing the camera is off when it’s not.

1. Masturbating while on a work-related video conference. Named after CNN legal "analist", Jeffrey Toobin, who did this very thing.

2. Masturbation during a video chat.