Your person is your best friend and so much more. You connect with them in so many different levels and when you aren’t around them for an extended period of time you feel lost and empty. You can trust them with everything and you know they will love you no matter what. This person in generally not your boyfriend or girlfriend but they are your best friend. You feel a sense of joy and happiness when ur around them and they always make you smile. You can’t be near them and not be happy and if your aren’t happy while your near them they will always cheer you up. Keep this person close to you and never let go of what you have

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

they're not your boyfriend or girlfriend, they're not just a random hook up, they're not just a fuck buddy. they're your person

someone close to you that you trust and stick by at all times

you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them

they’re the first person to know about something big in your life