by Dodging darts May 02, 2021
by Dan Devine September 17, 2003
by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018
A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
by Cougar the Man May 31, 2007
1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 03, 2010
by QUAC69 May 19, 2019
1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!
or
Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!
or
Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
by naked_people_everywhere December 21, 2011