I would kick you in your dick if one could even see it.

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"

Your dick is microscopic.

"Your Dick is small"

Your dick isn't that small.

That dust particle is a small as your dick!

Nigga dont hate me cause im beautifull nigga mabye if you got rid of yo yee yee ass haircut you can get some bitches on your dick or better yet tanisha would call yo dog ass if she aint talkin to that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with niiggaa