Urban Dictionary: Your dick

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The smallest thing in the world. You could not see it even with a super telescope.

I would kick you in your dick if one could even see it.

by lolianfunnyguy June 08, 2019

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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

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"Your Dick is small"

by Your Dick is small October 24, 2017

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The empire state building

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"

by I understand logic December 09, 2020

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is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

by Lionberry February 02, 2021

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The smallest thing in the world.

That dust particle is a small as your dick!

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

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Your dick is microscopic.

by November 28, 2020

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