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Your Dad: Gone.
You: sad
Your Mom: she ain't glad
by Lil toothpick April 04, 2020
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.
1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!
by Ethan March 06, 2005
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What my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn't cool anymore...

Like it ever was >_<
"Hey, listen to me you little asshole!"
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad!"
"My dad is your dad too you fucktard." *face palms*
by Laverne April 15, 2004
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Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations

WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH

Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by ~*~*~}{yP}{Y Q|_|33N~*~*~ July 28, 2006
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A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.
Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN
by The DickTater January 02, 2011
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