The equivalent of bless you, but for a fart.
Natheefah (presenting creative rational for new client): as you can see by our creative direction prrrrrrfffft...

Bryan: Bless your crack

Natheefah: thank you, we have covered all the bases..
by 2minutedoodle September 26, 2011
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1. The act of performing your job function with portions of your ass crack or underwear exposed. This involves any type of work, either white or blue collar. Can be performed by both females and males.

2. Inspirational words of wisdom from Wakefern wharehouse employees, as is written inside most trailers.
MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man? Nite crew got some bad pack out with your crack out! Fuck that! Its Indian New Year. I'm goin' the fuck home to get drunk.

DRFT: Word.
by sextoaster January 25, 2005
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A combination of cracking someone up (making them laugh) and busting their balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
Angelina: My breath smells of cock.
Brad: (laughs)

Angelina: Did I just crack your balls?
by mega.machine January 31, 2011
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A common response to someone who is acting a fool and simulatenously impeding on your space by constantly riding and insulting you. Often accompanied by the phrase "and get off my nuts" as well as a two finger (usually the index and middle together) flex to the sky and a cracking noise administered by one's mouth.

A comeback to one who is using you as the constant butt of their jokes and chides.

A signal phrase to someone that they need to settle down and stop acting like a self smoke.
After hearing Scottie runs his mouth at the party all night Nick said "crack your wig back and get off my nuts."
by Falahee November 28, 2007
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