Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
by mrgconn August 10, 2018
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When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).
If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.
I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.
I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.
by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021
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"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
by TurntUp January 01, 2014
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You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
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by -Harmony edber July 07, 2021
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the ultimate comeback that will make your opponents tremble from pure roastifacaion. your face can be used for any roast that comes your way, for example.....
mom: clean your room.
me: your face should clean my room.
friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.
me: your face will clap you at skywars.
me: your face should clean my room.
friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.
me: your face will clap you at skywars.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes October 15, 2020
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