your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 18, 2005

your matt

The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.

Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.

"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)

by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005

your matt

your guy, the one you are head over heels for.

is he you're matt?

Yeah, i'm the one dating him.

by ramen noodle April 17, 2005

your matt

A gay insult. Just like your mom except you can use any name inplace of MATT.

Henery:You suck
Bill:Your mom sucks
Mr. Wiffle:Your matt sucks your mom.
Everyone besides Mr. Wiffle: Ow damn i got TOLD.

by Qoob May 10, 2005

your matt

Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.

'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'

'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'

by Chibiviscerator March 16, 2005

your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

your matt

When a tool continuously uses the words ya mum for a whole 5 minutes or more.

Matt: ya mum

You: no, your matt

by deadly pansy March 14, 2005