your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin me your phone number!


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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund

You: your mama lesbian

I am your mama

your mama is so fat she broke a biding.