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A Dublin phrase commonly used as a Rebuttle to almost any situation if you are either unable or too lazy to come up with something intelligent/witty. often sexual in nature. Can be related to So's your face
P.1 - Hey, I tried callin' you last night, What were you Doing?
P.2 - Your Ma.
by RobHand May 13, 2008
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Northern Irish phrase which when used implied you engaged in sexual intercourse with the recipient of the insult's mother.
Stew: That test was hard
Cooldude: Just like me in your ma

Stew: Jazus it's windy
Cooldude: Yeah blowing as hard as your ma

Stew: Did ya do much last night?
Cooldude: Naw part from your ma
by Double G August 07, 2006
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Two Words Used For Anything at anytime.
When you cannot think of anything to say just say *You Ma*
Jim: Yoour Gay
Gary: So is your ma but im not complaining

Jim: What You Doing This Weekend
Gary: Your Ma

Jim: What Is The Anwser To Question 12?
Gary: Your Ma

Gary: *Laughs*
Jim: What's so funny
Gary: Your Ma
by Fredric December 20, 2007
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a) I am in disbelief
b) Sexual reference to ones mother
"I met Westlife in Castle court"
"aye your ma"

"I had your ma last night"
by Jonto December 30, 2004
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A phrase that is said in Dublin, It is a come-back to everything any one could ever say-(example 1)

it is also just pure fun to say,


also u can be even more lazy about this-(example2)

their is nothin to prove that this is used as a sexual phrase
bill:your gay
ben:your ma's gay
bill:shut your mouth about my ma
ben:shut your ma's face
bill:piss off and lick dick
ben:your ma like's to get pissed and lick my dick

bill:your gay
ben:your ma
bill:shut your mouth about my ma
ben:your ma
bill:piss off and lick dick
ben:your ma
by John keegan October 11, 2008
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An oft-used phrase used in the civilised locale of Liverpool. If you are unsure of the answer to a question, or lack a witty enough mind to come up with a decent retaliation, simply say, 'your ma'. It is derived from the art of performing sexual deviant acts with another person's mother. Variations include 'I did your ma last night, kidda' and 'your ma on toast'.
"You're gay, you are."
"You're ma's gay in bed, la."
by J-Me May 28, 2004
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