We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.
"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
by SirCook March 31, 2015
When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.
Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!
by ThatInternetDweller February 12, 2017
by ChinaGei July 03, 2020
Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.
These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.
Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.
Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86
Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."
The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86
Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."
The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
by Cacciaguida February 19, 2016
A Metaphor to porn on the Internet becuase everybody knows that the worst porn is on YouTube, but for some reason it's still used.
Usually used to compare someone's sex skills.
Usually used to compare someone's sex skills.
Jack: I hooked up with Harriet last night!
Aaron: She's a total slut, I'd say that's YouTube worthy.
Aaron: She's a total slut, I'd say that's YouTube worthy.
by DallasTX April 17, 2010
1. Browsing, commenting, favoriting, and watching videos on YouTube.
2. What I do when I'm not A. Playing Guitar B. Playing PS3 C. Watching TV or D. Doing absolutely anything in my social life.
2. What I do when I'm not A. Playing Guitar B. Playing PS3 C. Watching TV or D. Doing absolutely anything in my social life.
Fat Weird Guy: Ahh, 24 hour YouTubing. Where would I be without you?
Fat Weird Guys Mother: Probably out of my basement...
Me: Huh. Three of my guitar strings are broken, I've unlocked absolutely everything on God Of War 2, nothing good is on tv, and I just dumped my girlfriend. What a wonderful day to go YouTubing!
Fat Weird Guys Mother: Probably out of my basement...
Me: Huh. Three of my guitar strings are broken, I've unlocked absolutely everything on God Of War 2, nothing good is on tv, and I just dumped my girlfriend. What a wonderful day to go YouTubing!
by Thrasher13 January 29, 2010
If you are recording a video and someone asks you if your getting this respond by saying yeah im YouTubing it.
by JewKid54 February 19, 2010