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A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.

Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?
by letmenot October 15, 2010
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response to an individual who keeps talking about irrelevant details.
Max: check out this article about arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon: You want a cookie?
by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday February 10, 2012
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