another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"
by MissBynn March 7, 2009
A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.
by Aprileen Alexander December 22, 2006
Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.
You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.
by Aprileen Alexander December 22, 2006
What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
by Tucksta March 8, 2011