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Means that you are basically retarded, and should go shove your ass up into a high hole in a tree and stay there and never come back.
Layla: Mikey you're a melon.

Mikey: : I hate you layla go fuck yourself now.
by Laynessa December 29, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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