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A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.
"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

by IbanezPlayer071 March 13, 2006
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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