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Means that you are basically retarded, and should go shove your ass up into a high hole in a tree and stay there and never come back.
Layla: Mikey you're a melon.

Mikey: : I hate you layla go fuck yourself now.
by Laynessa December 29, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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