Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
by Airin Smith November 2, 2013
What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE
by Erple October 21, 2019
by JamesGround Attorney at law June 28, 2010
A disorder common among llamas and red heads involving the acts of making Kaitlyn think you are and asshole.
Llama: "Dude why are you eating her cup?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"
by yupman2012 November 21, 2010
stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence
man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight
man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry
ok dude I get you
man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight
man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry
ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
its an insult from the remake of the 90's movie IT. Richie Tozier ( Trashmouth ) says it after beating the shit out of Henry Bowers and his goons with help of the losers club. After he was saying the phrase he gives the weirdo both birds, then joins the rest of the ' Losers '
" Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole ." Richie exclaimed after the ' Rock war ' with Henry and the assholes.
by RANDOM AND BORED AF October 24, 2017