Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

It can be use for anyone or anything.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit" (You can add "Mr. President" on the End to sound more appropriate)
by Jonen MC February 12, 2018
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Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

People usually get confused "You are the Shit" with "You are the Greatest" but haven't live long enough to know the real roots of the Term. "They are the Shit" too.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is a Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit"

Most likely they won't get the sarcasm and will respond "Yes, I am".
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A phrase aimed at offending the piece of shit to whom it was directed.
Stop eating so much you piece of shit.
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The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
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When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit
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The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
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