An alternative for "hi", "yo", or "whats up". Except, "yoski" radiates bold energy; it is only to be used in the most exhilarating occasions.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Used to be used as a formal greeting, but is now commonly used as a way to greet pigeons as they are known to be a very accepting species.

A different way of saying yo, one of the many words 'ski' can be added to.

Another form of 'you', or it can be used in place of anyone's name.

“What the fuck is up” in a unknown language.