Yoshi might be known for the small Mario game character but he is truly the opposite. Yoshi is HUGE. He is pretty slow but eats faster than the speed of light. Well not really... he just eats ALOT, like he will take an entire feast to school. But not a box of pizza, 4 cupcakes and a 3 gallon water bottle. Yoshi bring a few pounds of Choreshta Persian cuisine with a gluten free double chocolate chip browniebecause he is on a diet and a 2 liter heavy metal water bottle. Yoshi is a massive man who eats like a cow but is truly a very nice guy.

Basically, it's a living platform that only works properly once jumping off of it right over a bottomless pit.

The cutest must adorable person known to mankind

to be extremely Stoned.

A tax frauding asshat that claims that tax fraud was worth every single dime.

Disturbing reptilian creature with the abilities to deepthroat an entire turtle and either regurgitate the carapace at breakneck speeds or instantaneously form it into a sizable egg and pass it through its cloaca. It often frustrates some people with its inability to maintain either a wholly spitting or swallowing policy. Also, a reputed lover of the equally ambiguous Birdo.

a dinosaur that gets in beeg beeg trouble with the irs