Similar to the Donkey Punch or Donkey Hadoken, but you place a piece of randomly selected fruit on a table in front of the receiver. Proceed to punch them in the back of the head, and make sure that she or he eats the fruit in front of them. Quickly. With their tongues.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

When you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a sexual act.

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry

The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.