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An enhanced version of the former person, who comes to life when getting on the piss (alcohol).
A common pest and nuisance, who only sleeps in inoportune times. Life of the party, loud, straight to the point, rude, blatantly honest, hilarious and a joker.
1. Who's that crazy cunt
2. That's the Yonz mate
by likeabawwwwwwwwwws June 05, 2011
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Person 1: "Can I pet you?"
Person 2: "Yonz."
by DaxSinKer April 17, 2019
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