Is a word that means absolutely nothing; grabs the attention of people, and people want to know what it means

Also, a word to take place for anything you would like, so you can make a person wonder what it means and get them frustrated; use in any tense. Ex: yokemed, yokeming, yokems

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.