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A person who utters "yoink" in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfering ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
Sam logs onto Yoinker.com, types in ipod, and proceeds to yoink the iPod from the ebay listing from the other bidders.
by LiamUNITEus October 22, 2009
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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An individual who sucks someone off, meaning he does things in order to be liked by this specific person or group of people.
-"Do you know Wadwhani?"
-"Yeah, he's such a yoinker."
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by WadhwaniIsAYoinker October 23, 2018
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The act of stealing something, or an expression after having stolen something!
Mine now, yoinkers!
by Lillypain June 26, 2007
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One who yoinks their penis.
"Yeah, Mario Escobar jacks off a lot man!"

"I know, he's a fucking yoinker!"
by anth0r December 14, 2003
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Samira Grant’s rollercoaster of a life. Follow on insta @itssamiraange
Samira: my life is a downward spiral of trash
Julia: yoinkers...
by Julia Arnetta July 04, 2019
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