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A person who utters "yoink" in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfering ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
Sam logs onto Yoinker.com, types in ipod, and proceeds to yoink the iPod from the ebay listing from the other bidders.
by LiamUNITEus October 22, 2009
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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An individual who sucks someone off, meaning he does things in order to be liked by this specific person or group of people.
-"Do you know Wadwhani?"
-"Yeah, he's such a yoinker."
by WadhwaniIsAYoinker October 23, 2018
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The act of stealing something, or an expression after having stolen something!
Mine now, yoinkers!
by Lillypain June 26, 2007
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One who yoinks their penis.
"Yeah, Mario Escobar jacks off a lot man!"

"I know, he's a fucking yoinker!"
by anth0r December 14, 2003
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Samira Grant’s rollercoaster of a life. Follow on insta @itssamiraange
Samira: my life is a downward spiral of trash
Julia: yoinkers...
by Julia Arnetta July 04, 2019
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