ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)
I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.
by yogemaster April 15, 2005
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When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth.
After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's balls. This was Bills way of requesting a yogurt teabag.
by m0lk July 30, 2009
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Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.
"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."
by userbits March 07, 2010
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Semen after being ejaculated into unkempt vagina. This only applies if the vagina has reached the stage when it smells of rotting fish, hence the word "ocean".
"Ew, did you catch a whiff of Stacy when she walked by?"
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."
by Skaldic February 12, 2018
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the biproduct of bestiality.
"Eww, is that sheep yogurt on your britches Jeb?" "Yarp."
by operationthunderbolt March 11, 2009
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A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.
Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!
by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009
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