Urban Dictionary: Yogurtism

the clear or white goo that comes out of girls vagina's. Be careful! It does not taste or smell like fruity goodness.

"hey you want some yogurt?"
"oh yeah yum! yum!"
*takes out underwear*
"eww what is that!!?"
"you said that you wanted some!"

by EdwardCullensLover January 13, 2009

When someone has a secret and you find out you say "you bought 'The Yogurt' "

Boy1: just don't tell anyone my secret okay?
Boy2: okay
Boy3: hey Boy1 I have "the yogurt"

Please holster your yogurt gun while in public.

by thewangman January 20, 2009

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!

by D Ten June 12, 2015

When you cum in her ass and and a little drips out of her butthole

God damnit, last night after we did it, I took a shit and on my toilet paper was a little anal yogurt

by Juneboylover July 31, 2016

an idiot, or just someone that you find annoying

"shes such a yogurt top"

by joshalexben August 16, 2007