by 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝 <3 April 25, 2021
by Da Haer May 11, 2017
A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.
ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!
by ESBremzy October 11, 2019
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by Fdog111 June 15, 2020
My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.
by NikNakNoo June 18, 2015

