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A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil
Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are
Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!
Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!
by Littlej45 July 30, 2008
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Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
by Yoda March 30, 2004
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yoda
Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now stop! Put me down.
I love to groove and boogie
Yea-a-a-ah
(Great)
Show you some dance moves! Mmmmm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
(Stop it please)
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah
(Don't hit me)
hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha
(Please)
hmm hm hm hm ha
(Dont hit me)
(C'mon man, quick that bangin')
Hey what's that stank?
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho ho ho-ooh Yeah! I forgot I did that.
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
birds will fly at your face.
Wuwhuhuhuhuah!
Run
Run
Run
Jump
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine.
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
rocks with your special gift
Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now breathe.
That's good.
Yeah, like that.
Like that.
(Weehoo)
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick,
and I was like, "That log had a child."
Hmmm
Listen boy, someday when you are older
you could get hit by a boulder.
While you're lyin' there screamin',
"Come help me please, " the seagulls
HMM
Poke your knees!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
Stop it now!
Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now stop! Put me down.
I love to groove and boogie
Yea-a-a-ah
(Great)
Show you some dance moves! Mmmmm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
(Stop it please)
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah
(Don't hit me)
hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha
(Please)
hmm hm hm hm ha
(Dont hit me)
(C'mon man, quick that bangin')
Hey what's that stank?
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho ho ho-ooh Yeah! I forgot I did that.
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
birds will fly at your face.
Wuwhuhuhuhuah!
Run
Run
Run
Jump
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine.
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
rocks with your special gift
Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now breathe.
That's good.
Yeah, like that.
Like that.
(Weehoo)
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick,
and I was like, "That log had a child."
Hmmm
Listen boy, someday when you are older
you could get hit by a boulder.
While you're lyin' there screamin',
"Come help me please, " the seagulls
HMM
Poke your knees!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
Stop it now!
by mickeymouseistheshit March 11, 2019