Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker
900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.
by tt March 06, 2003
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A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.
Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.
by jakrel May 28, 2005
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Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe.
by a n j 0 o July 27, 2003
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A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"
Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm
by Dmorg November 17, 2003
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