Urban Dictionary: Yo`Mama

yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

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is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

by chapelle April 03, 2004

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yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone

yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on

by godofthunder890 December 21, 2003

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Yo Mama

1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.

1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!

by nikki November 23, 2003

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The peson who gave birth to u

Man, yo mama so ugly.

by Donald Caillou January 14, 2018

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A person, big, fat, skinny, short, ugly, heterosexual, transsexual, bisexual, smells, and possibly the definition of 'your mum'. May not always be a woman.

Sometimes a man.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so fat she had to be baptised at sea world.

by MyNameIsSlimShady August 02, 2014

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Your mom An insult... like those "Yo Mama" jokes. An insult to people's families.

"Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"

by Mistukai_O_Kuroi August 31, 2004

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