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The fjory!!!!!
You've released the fucking fjory! You've unleashed the fucking fjory!--Yngwie, to a woman on a plane coming back from Tokyo.
by Viking August 06, 2003
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Guitar Legend. Neo-Classical Metal guitarist from Sweden.
If a posseur got within 1.5 kilometres of Yngwie Malmsteen while he was playing his mighty axe, they'd catch alite and die.
by Fryhtanic September 29, 2003
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Neo Classical Guitarist

Created the genre known as "shred" in which the guitarist plays various difficult scales and harmonies...

Many people believe his music is repetitive and others think he is too arrogant for his own good
by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005
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Really REALLY fucking fast neo-classical percision guitar soloist.
Can play more notes than you can register in your head.
by Nitro March 02, 2003
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Yngwie Johann Malmsteen-
Swedish Guitarist, gained inspiration from Jimi Hendrix whilst watching a TV programme on his death... not by listening to him!!!
He also became inspired by classical baroque music, mainly bach, and a violinist named Niccolo Paganini. He Mainly uses Harmonic Minor and Phyrigean modes and plays in the key of E flat minor, using his scalloped Fender Strat, through his personalised Overdrive pedal, into a (stupidly big) marshall stack.

Has a son named Antonio Yngwie Johann Malmsteen. Wife named April Malmsteen.

As some one before me has mentioned, Yngwie rips an extra asshole into those other so called "virtuosos" who think they are better.... Even if he is a cunt in person.
Yngwie Johann Malmsteen - Shredder of Shredders
by the next malmsteen November 08, 2004
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