by Jlundbeezy February 03, 2010
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
When your yearning for a text, then when you finally get it and you refuse to open it until you quit being a bitch.
Bruh 1: "Dude she hasn't texted me back in like an hour :c"
*receives text from said female*
Bruh 1: *looks at phone*
Bruh 1: *picks up phone but doesn't open message*
Bruh 2 : "Bruh! Quit being a bitch and yexting, open that shit!"
*receives text from said female*
Bruh 1: *looks at phone*
Bruh 1: *picks up phone but doesn't open message*
Bruh 2 : "Bruh! Quit being a bitch and yexting, open that shit!"
by Shit Of The Stain September 15, 2019
When someone yells THROUGH texting via all capital letters, foul language, and several !!!!. . Sometines poor spelling is a sign of yexting as the sender is having a meltdown.
by PetawawaBoy October 30, 2016
by Bob Kinkenburkenmingle July 24, 2008
In the process of having a sound-reflecting tunnel, and a sniper rifle and/or something loud (like a tank), firing and hitting the head, powderizing every bone beyond any possible repair and liquefying the skull.
(Don't ask how the population came to this definition...)
(Don't ask how the population came to this definition...)
by The guy that can't speak words May 30, 2018
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