A huge poop that is actually painful upon exit, but is unexplainably invisible when you stand up. You know it's big and you know its there, but it remains out of sight and unproven by science.
I just dropped a Yeti Poo....It hurt but now it's gone!
by Schmakee January 18, 2011
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A girl (fugly mind you) who is extremely abundant is hair. Whether it be facial armpit or a all over type of deal. This phrase should only be used if the female is a 100% cunt (there are exceptions)
"You know that girl Rose, she's a goddamn Yeti!!!"
by Fernando G. March 24, 2005
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Person #1: Dang, that guys is such a yeti!
Person #2: Ya, i wish i was half the yeti he was.
by Abominable April 23, 2008
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A whore that uses the concept of "love" as a tool to make fools of her victims before becoming bored and moving to another. May use a victim to invoke rage and jealousy in a previous victim.
David - The bitch used me, after I spent all that time loving her, and then made bullshit excuses to leave. When I asked her if she was just doing it to fuck around, all she could do was shout "fuck you" all nervous!

Travis - What a Yeti!
by --Octo-- May 23, 2008
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ugly arse or oversized woman or a legend of a mate with a flatulence problem.
"mattress wipe your arse, you smell like a yeti!"
by Kezza and Mattress October 29, 2005
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Skank, bitch, walking STD, Pretty much anything you wouldn't ever want to be.
Usually Can't Type.
Omg.. I saw the yeti yesterday.. and she was using her yeti mating call to attract birds.
by Anonymous >_> December 05, 2007
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