Guy 1: Do you know what sucks?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: There's no Yeetology classes in college...

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

i am a yeetologist as i study yeetology which is the study of yeeting :D

person 1: "im studying yeetology for college, what about you?"
person 2: "what's yeetology?"
person 1: "this bitch empty...yeet."

Yeetology is an ancient art dating all the way back to the 1800 when parents would Yeet their children put the window

Have you read the pages 100 - 120 in our yeetology textbook?

Underachieving kid-"Dad look at me now, I'm so smart I have a degree in yeetology!"
Dad-"Son, out of interest, what is yeetology?"
Underachieving kid-"Maybe if you was smart, you would know."