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To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.
-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"
by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.
Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee
by Big thiccy boi July 08, 2019
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What needs to be done to the 1% when the revolution comes.

Trebuchets will be involved.

Also shotguns.
"Guillotines are so passé. Yeet and Skeet the Rich."
by DeSisi1789 July 14, 2020
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When you're banging a thot standing up and right before you cum, throw her in the air and bust a nut at her mid air.
I'm going to give this petite chick the yeet and skeet tonight.
by James Wolfe October 21, 2020
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