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Little fucking runts who think they run secondary school because they moved up from primary school. Each year the height gets smaller and the bags get bigger. You may find them in the toilets taking pictures for their Instagram or running about and shouting.
Me: trying to take a turd

Year 7s: OMG LETS TAKE SOME PICTURES TEHEHE WE’RE SO REBELLIOUS
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Year 7s- the youngest year in high school who think they own the place. Some are actually sound and mind their own business, but some just run around swearing and gibbing off at gear 11s, who in the end just push them. Year 7s are known to grass on the elder years (mainly the geeky nerdy ones) because they were laughed at. Some Year 7s will keep to themselves but then talk back to you if you talk to them and they will be pretty nice. If you see a group of Year 7s playing year 3 games, feel free to take the piss out of them.

You can recognise a year 7 by his/her appearance, they can be seen with North Face, Adidas or Nike coats/jackets with hoods up at times, but these may look hard and cocky but actually will give you a hand shake or skin.

You are fucked though if a weird one asks you a question, in that case just do a fake laugh.

Metophorically, Year 7s are Cats, some are nice, some are annoying and some are just dickheads
Year 11: “Yes G”
(Nice) Year 7: Yes G what’s happening”
Year 11: “Nothing much little man, what about you”
Year 7: “Ahh, some year 8 has been starting on me, the little twat”
Year 11: “Shit, show me who mate I will mess him up”
This is a very rare occasion, but will only happen to safe year 7s

Year 11: “Yes little man”
(Cocky) Year 7: “Shut up who the fuck are you”
Year 11: “What”
Year 7: “I said shut up you twat”
Year 11 pushes him into the wall
Year 7 screams “Sir he pushed me”
Year 11 gets expelled...

This is most often the case with cocky year 7s, who as soon as they come in on the first day, get themselves in shit
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little nonces who run around at 8am screaming non stop. There are 5 stages of a year sevens first year at high school. Stage 1: absolutely tiny little things who wont stop playing tag and piss themselves whenever a teacher come near them. They are stupid af and dont know where anything is.

Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.

Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
* A year 7 rushes past with their huge bag*
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey

Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
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wet lil kids actin like dey r bout that life

lil skets be posting shit on snap n not knowing what it means

“WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIGINITY?!!!”
“all of u r fake 🥱 only realist knows 🥺”
yr7s LOVES spreading chain mail n believing them
“REPOST IF U BRUSH UR TEETH IM CHECKING AND UF U DONT REPOST I WILL BLOCK U”
dey act like they can go around n start shit n then

they think they rule the school but in reality every1 makes fun of them cuz dey r wet
Acting like dey r bad bcz they didn’t go school for like a day n act tough when dey r on report

The whole yr7 beefs r wet n bs talkin bout das my boy bestfrien

YR7s R WET SUCK UR MUM
Yr7s to a Yr10:

“shut the fuck up”
The whole Yr10 ganging up on the Yr7:
I’m sorry I won’t say shut the fuck up again” n cries cuz dey r wet
Year 7 are wet
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Kids around 11-12 who think they're hard and think that they can swear at all the older years, they usually stay in a relationship for no longer than a month and the boy breaks up with the girl, the girl is like to her mates :
girl : my bf just broke up with me
mate : awh im so sorry he's a proper asshole innit
girl : yeah, i don't think i can be in a relationship again in a long time😢

Year 9s : eww Year 7s are so fucked up
*1 week later*

girl: i've got a new bf!!

mate : that's gr8

Year 9s : *rolls their eyes*
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Year 7 is filled with tons of stereotypes. Most of them are in oversized blazers. Girls in their oversized blazers and their Ted Baker handbag or their Gucci bag. Boys in their oversized blazers and a tiny Adidas bag and it is quite hysterical to see them struggle to fit their books in their minuscule bags! LMAO
Types of year 7’s
Walking Watsits- Also known as a walking Cheeto if your American is that girl who wears way tooo much fake tan

The child-whore- that one kid who is always losing their virginity or how they are always talking about their sexual experiences

That slut- that midget who wears cropped tops that show their nipples
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Where little shits try to act funny, think they are cool because they mess around in front of older years. Showoff in front of girls. They think it's cool to get detentions even though they sound like squeakers. They play Apex Legends and Fortnite. If you don't spend money on the game, they bully you. If you have a girlfriend in Year 7 then that's just really gay.
"Look at me, I'm so fast" Sam
"Let's see then" Hannah.
Proceeds to runs for 5 minutes, comes back.

"Very fast innit" Sam.
"Heheeh, you want to go out but how much skins you got on fortnite" Hannah.
"3" Sam
"Fuck off you scummy bastard" Hannah.
"What a loser that Year 7 is" Year 9
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